Generally speaking, it is ill-advised to get to first base with people you’re trying to interview. Unless you’re from Europe, where I’m pretty sure it’s impolite not to slip your interviewee some tongue in between questions like “what’s it like to work with Tommy Lee Jones?” Anyway, one reporter got a little too close for comfort while interviewing Will Smith about Men in Black 3, and proceeded to get a taste of the back of Will’s hand, which I’m just going to assume tastes like cocoa butter and cash. Granted, it was only a kiss on the cheek, I highly doubt that warrants a full-on bitch slap, but still, it’s a Friday and things are quiet and watching famous people slap random passers by is the reason why we have an internet. That and cats.