Despite the fact that they’re pretty much some sort of pre-packaged super family and a divorce would go against their carefully crafted image of the American Dream, reports went around earlier today that Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith are separating. Anyway, it turns out that’s wrong, and Will Smith is not running off to join the Scientology “it’s-not-gay-if-our-balls-aren’t-touching” club.
In Touch Weekly is reporting that Will Smith and Jada Pinkett are separating. Their reps have not confirmed the story.
(When contacted about the story by TMZ, Pinkett’s rep said, “What? In Touch said that? I know nothing about this… Lord. I’m going back to bed.”) SOURCE
You know, I really have to give their rep credit on this one. Most of the time, shit like this would cause any other to go into full PR meltdown mode, but this guy’s not even going to bother to get out of bed for this shit. “The Smiths? Splitting up? HAHAHA! Fuck this shit, I haven’t even taken care of my morning wood yet. Fuck off for about ten, fifteen minutes, m’kay? Thanks.”
