Remember that ceasefire between Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian over who was the biggest, most annoying famewhore that everyone hates? Well, it’s off. It turns out Paris made a veiled dig at Kim in an interview for the Associated Press, which means that we now get to deal with America’s two most irritating people being irritated with each other. Now would be a good time to stock up on penecilin and RU-486.
While Paris Hilton may no longer be as big a celebrity as reality stars like former BFF Kim Kardashian, the 30-year-old heiress claims she’s the pioneer of being famous for a lifestyle. “There’s so many people out there who try to imitate what I do, but I am the original,” she told The Associated Press. “There is nothing like me.” A fellow Hollywood socialite from birth, Hilton grew up with Kardashian, also 30, and served as a mentor for her buddy, taking Kim to her first Hollywood parties. As Us previously reported, Hilton flew into a rage last August when the Kourtney and Kim Take New York star ignored her at a Las Vegas bash. “It was jealousy,” said an insider. SOURCE
Holy crap, I think I just rolled my eyes so hard I saw the little part of my brain that died covering this crap. I can see it now: Two whores enter, only one of them leaves to get drunk, snort coke, and give men crabs another day. It’s like one of those shitty monster movies on SyFy, except you’d be safer putting your dick in the mouth of a giant shark than Paris’.
