I’ll be brutally honest, I don’t get One Direction. I really don’t. I don’t hate them, because they’re actually rather respectable in their private lives, but I don’t love them because … well, their songs are just okay. Not stand-out amazing or terrible, just rather okay. But then I see the kind of conspiracy theorism some of my acquaintances place them under, and you kind of have to wonder what’s happening there. Anyway, two of them (Zayn Malik and Louis Tomlinson) were apparently filmed smoking weed in the back of a van the other day, and oof. Girl. It’s like watching the chick from Homeland tie colored yarn around a cork board. They’re kids, they like weed. It’s not that serious.