So another Tupac Shakur tape has been released almost twenty years after the fact, except unlike the last bajillion times this has happened (seriously, did this guy have some sort of bunker filled with awesome shit to be released after his death?) this tape is of the sex variety. No seriously, it’s a Tupac sex tape. And he also raps an unreleased song, so it has literally everything. Your move, Winehouse. TMZ reports:
The tape, shot in 1991, begins with a bunch of groupies in a living room during a house party. Tupac walks into the room with his pants down to his ankles, his shirt off … sporting several chains. Tupac — whose head is shaved — pulls one of the women toward him, and she begins performing oral sex. As she does her thing, an unreleased song of Tupac’s is playing in the background, as Tupac is singing along and dancing, wiggling his hips. And it gets even better. As the woman services Tupac, who is holding a cocktail in one hand and a blunt in another, Money B from Digital Underground walks over to him. Tupac puts his cocktail arm around Money B, continues singing and dancing … and the woman never stops.
So let’s see here … Tupac? Check. Awesome rapping? Check. Blowjobs? Check. It’s almost like he designed it to encompass everything the Internet loves, years before it was even a thing. Or was it? All I’m saying is, the fact that The Wire is playing on a TV in the background while he talks to Money B about the new Jonathan Franzen novel just … oh my God, he’s alive! Tupac is alive! And is apparently a Franzen fan. Who knew?
