Remember how a couple months back, the Kardashians filmed their big fake Christmas special because they’re not even trying to hide the fact that it’s all one huge sham to bilk idiots out of their money? Well, that has a trailer, and it looks even bigger and faker and dumber than usual. And they’re even going to reveal their Christmas card on their show, because they actually think that’s important! Somewhere out there, The Grinch is hanging up his ratty-ass Santa suit, shaking his Who-head. “I tried to steal Christmas, oh what a chore! But it’s already been stolen, by a gang of Who-Whores.”