TLC – Kate + 8

Kate Gosselin & Co.

Thank you, America. You finally figured out that having more babies than you can possibly afford to care for is not a legitimate skill and that we shouldn’t make people celebrities because they contributed to overpopulation. Case in point: TLC finally took a pillow and suffered the insufferable; that waste of a show known as Kate + 8 has now been subtracted – which is why you should never name your show using mathematical formulae. Especially when its stars can’t even count. Anyway, this is what Kate Gosselin had to say on her Twitter account.

“We’ve had a great run! Six years of whirlwind funfilled adventures thanks to TLC and our many many supportive &diehard fans! While it is very sad for me and the kids (there were many tears at the breakfast table this morning!), we are looking forward with great anticipation to our bright future! As is very typical for me, I am choosing to see the positive in this situation and I am excited to consider the many more invigorating opportunities that may come my way! I poured my entire self in2 last 6 yrs of ‘Kate+8’ & I can’t wait2have the chance2challenge myself again w future endeavors! In the meanX,I hope 2have more time4motivational speaking, book writing &other fun work opportunities that come my way… And maybe even some dating??!! We wish our fans well. And remember, this is not ‘goodbye’.I prefer to say ‘See you around!’ Xoxo” SOURCE

Yes, I’m sure the kids were the ones crying over breakfast about how TLC now has more time for shows about little people who bake cupcakes. I mean, they were just in it for the fame and the money. Anyway, it’s good to see that they’re slowly starting to get rid of all these fucking pregnancy shows about people who think kids and TV deals will fill the void in their heart that alcohol could never quite satisfy. Now just get rid of Teen Mom and I’ll be a-okay. By which I mean literally banish the Teen Moms to fucking Antarctica and put their kids in good homes and we’ll call it even.

Kate Gosselin & Co.

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