The Kardashian family … your reality television shows are ratings bonanzas, but the judges thought your performances were all glitter and no substance. I’m sorry my dears, but you are all up for elimination. Prior to tonight’s elimination, you were asked to put together a performance to Lady Marmalade from Moulin Rouge. Good luck, and don’t fuck it up.
… that was fucking awful. Sashay away. (To everyone who has never seen RuPaul’s Drag Race and therefore didn’t get any of that: you are not good people.)
