Two months ago, Kate Gosselin couldn’t stop bitching about how she didn’t have the money to raise her kids properly, all while saying that getting a job like a decent, hard working person was “mediocre”. Keep that in mind while we discuss Kate’s new batch of plastic surgery to her face because aging the way nature intended is mediocre too. At this point, just assume anything that’s a part of life is mediocre in the eyes of Kate. Us Weekly reports:
“She’s consumed with her appearance,” a source says of Gosselin, 36, whose TLC reality show Kate Plus 8 was canceled in August. To keep her youthful appearance, the single mom of eight — who got a tummy tuck in 2007 and breast implants in 2009 — relies on thrice-weekly tanning sessions. Last June, she even gave herself Botox injections! (The result: unnaturally arched eyebrows.) New York City plastic surgeon Jon Turk tells the new issue of Us Weekly that based on recent photos, it looks like Gosselin’s gone more extreme this time: a defined jawline and changed eye shape “suggest a facelift.”
All in all, a decision I’m sure went over super well with all her kids.
Gosselin Child #6: Mommy, why do we have to eat leftover cardboard?
Kate: Because I’m developing laugh lines again. Which is weird, because the only time I smile anymore is when I see the abject human suffering of the mediocres around me. Now eat the rest of your styrofoam or I’m shipping you off to the Duggars.
PHOTO | US WEEKLY