Everyone knows that something becomes immediately better the moment you put the word “Super” in front of it. Case in point: super hero, super sandwich, super nanny … all of those things are better because they have super powers. And now the people behind The Amazing Spider-Man (July 3rd) is releasing a four-minute super preview, which is really just a trailer with an added minute and a half of Andrew Garfield saving a little kid from a burning, falling car. Also, this version of Spider-Man apparently has a fear of small spaces, because he will not pass up an opportunity to take off his mask. He’s like the male stripper of super heroes. “Did anyone call for … *rips off clothes* … a Spider-Man? PELVIC THRUST!”
