All right, so in case you missed it, all of us at Team PopBytes spent the entire night working our carpal tunneled hands to the bone for you people to cover the Oscars, which means most of what I have to write about today has already been covered, except for one crucial awards show: The Razzies! Yes, the only awards show celebrating Hollywood’s worst that isn’t the People’s Choice Awards were last night, and to no one’s surprise, M. Night Shyamalan‘s The Last Airbender and Sex And The City 2 swept the awards.
WORST PICTURE
The Last AirbenderWORST ACTOR
Ashton Kutcher / Killers and Valentine’s DayWORST ACTRESS
Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis & Cynthia Nixon / Sex and the City 2WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS
Jessica Alba / The Killer Inside Me, Machete, Little Fockers, Valentine’s DayWORST SUPPORTING ACTOR
Jackson Rathbone / The Last Airbender and Twilight: EclipseWORST EYE-GOUGING MIS-USE of 3-D (Special Category for 2010!)
The Last AirbenderWORST SCREEN COUPLE / WORST SCREEN ENSEMBLE
The Entire Cast of Sex and the City 2WORST DIRECTOR
M. Night Shyamalan / The Last AirbenderWORST SCREENPLAY
The Last Airbender Written by M. Night ShyamalanWORST PREQUEL, REMAKE, RIP-OFF or SEQUEL (Combined Category for 2010)
Sex and the City 2
True story: I’ve been on a Sex and the City kick recently, which means I watched through the entire series and even attempted both movies. I swear to God, I only made it through the first 13 minutes of Sex and the City 2 before shutting it off and vowing never to watch such a colossal piece of crap ever again. “Ha ha! Gay weddings are tacky and Liza Minelli is singing Single Ladies! Hey, when did I put this shotgun in my own mouth?”
