After years of living under the oppression of Twilight‘s reign, The 2013 MTV Movie Awards finally had a mostly vampire-free ceremony yesterday, with the bulk of the awards going to The Avengers and Silver Linings Playbook. Granted, they gave one award to Twilight, but it was a fake award that doesn’t count for anything, sort of like the Twilight movies themselves.
- Movie of the Year: The Avengers
- Best Female Performance: Jennifer Lawrence, Silver Linings Playbook
- Best Male Performance: Bradley Cooper, Silver Linings Playbook
- Breakthrough Performance: Rebel Wilson, Pitch Perfect
- Best On-Screen Duo: Mark Wahlberg and Seth MacFarlane, Ted
- Best Hero: Bilbo Baggins, The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
- Best Villain: Tom Hiddleston, The Avengers
- Best Fight: The Avengers vs. Loki, The Avengers
- Best Kiss: Jennifer Lawrence and Bradley Cooper, Silver Linings Playbook
- Best Musical Moment: Pitch Perfect
- Best Scared-as-Sh!t Performance: Suraj Sharma, Life of Pi
- Best WTF Moment: Django Unchained
- Best Shirtless Performance: Taylor Lautner, Breaking Dawn Part 2
You have to love how MTV was basically just like, “Well, teenagers like you for some stupid reason, so I guess we’ll give you the least important award we can think of … oh hey, someone was shirtless in your movie? Terrific, here’s your award. Never darken our doorstep again with your crappy movies.”