It wouldn’t be Oscar season without a brief flirtation with The Razzies, a ‘celebration’ of Hollywood’s worst offerings. For once, Adam Sandler didn’t sweep the entire thing with another one of his lame and lazy vacation movies! No, this year the honors were split between holy roller Kirk Cameron and his weirdly cynical embrace of Xmas materialism and Michael Bay‘s embrace of everyday materialism.
Worst Picture
Saving ChristmasWorst Actor
Kirk Cameron, Saving ChristmasWorst Actress
Cameron Diaz, The Other Woman and Sex TapeWorst Supporting Actor
Kelsey Grammar, The Expendables 3, Legends of Oz, Think Like A Man Too, Transformers 4: Age of ExtinctionWorst Supporting Actress
Megan Fox, Teenage Mutant Ninja TurtlesWorst Director
Michael Bay, Transformers 4: Age of ExtinctionWorst Screenplay
Saving ChristmasWorst Screen Combo
Kirk Cameron and his Ego, Saving ChristmasWorst Remake, Sequel or Rip-Off
AnnieRedeemer Award
Ben Affleck
Well, no arguments here. You know you’ve failed at making a Christmas movie when, instead of celebrating religion or family or anything joyous or celebratory about the season, you basically call everyone a moron for not buying enough shit. Yo Kirk–go have your pudding for worst person ever (plus ruining any good thoughts we used to have about Growing Pains–apologies Joanna Kerns and Alan Thicke!)
PS It’s funny how the worst actor’s last name is the first name of the worst actress—cosmic kismet!
