Haven’t you heard? Justin Theroux has single-handedly made jogging a thing again thanks to THAT scene in the pilot episode of his new HBO show The Leftovers. And with the show actually turning out to be all kinds of great thanks to Justin’s impressive jiggle and a supporting cast that includes Christopher Eccleston and Liv Tyler we can now enjoy the buzz that comes with a hit show and the many sexy magazine spreads Jen’s knight in shining white denim has featured in recently. In August alone Theroux dabs on the guy liner and slips into something skin tight in Interview, Details and ELLE Magazine, with each feature showcasing a different side to our August boy crush. Interview has the edge though as they followed him right into the bathroom to snap this bad boy with a heart of gold taking a piss. Which surprisingly, we’re totally fine with.
You’re probably expecting us to lord over Chris Pratt’s new body, which we are as it’s a mountain we are giving seriously thought to climbing one day for charity. But what takes Pratt’s body transformation to the next level is what we recently learned that the Guardians of the Galaxy star can do with his hands. Have you heard of a French braid? Well then you’ve also heard that Chris is pretty great at doing them. The two are now synonymous on google; Chris Pratt and French braiding. So not only does Marvel’s newest blockbuster beefcake possess a body built for “power cuddling” (like a power nap only more dreamy) he also has the power to create a super elegant hairstyle whilst you sink into his 6′ 2″ frame. He’s all man this one.
If someone had told me at the beginning of the year that a Jonas brother would be wrapping me up in chains this month, I’d have laughed – and then probably thrown up in my mouth a little bit. I mean, I think we’ve all known subconsciously for a while now that the month of August in 2014 was reserved for “Chasing the Sun” with Hilary Duff. Or is it? Nick Jonas surprised the world last week with a new single called “Chains,” and it’s actually pretty great. Like, I think it might be just as good as “Burnin’ Up!” And whilst it’s too early to call this the start of something special with Nick, I am somewhat curious to see where this fifty shades era of Jonas will take me. For better or worse I’m totally into playing submissive to his new sound.
More Hotness on My Portis Wasp Says
• Chris Pratt Covers Men’s Fitness July / August 2014
• Justin Theroux Covers Details Magazine August 2014
• Justin Theroux by Robbie Fimmano for Interview