The bitch is back. After a brief lapse from gracing the nation with her comedic genius (sorry, she was busy getting married, having kids and creating a stunning clothing line), Nicole Richie returns to our televisions tonight at 10/9c on VH1, and it’s like she never even left. Candidly Nicole showcases the trials and tribulations of our favorite Simple Life lady, while teaching us how to get through awkward situations by making light of ourselves. Because at the end of the day, if we can’t laugh at ourselves, what’s the point? Sanasa!
Because we learned too much (yet, not enough) from The Simple Life
Because most of us are on the brink of a quarter-life crisis:
Dating advice:
Self-help in general, we’ve been lost since 2008:
Recent grads must learn proper workplace etiquette:
Because we need to be on top of new lingo and trends:
Because sometimes life has hurdles we need help jumping:
It’s 2014 and half of you bitches still can’t pose for a photo:
Nicole is never one to pay attention to basic bitches, and neither should you:
Because this is the closest we’ll ever get to a Simple Life: Reunited
