Disney has been really banking hard on Angelina Jolie‘s portrayal of Maleficent, and the media has been going bonkers over it which is a good sign. Well, here’s the first teaser trailer for the movie (due out on May 30,2014), and while there isn’t a lot to go off of, it does look pretty amazing, and GAWDDAMN Angelina’s cheekbones. LOOK AT THOSE THINGS. You could slice a brisket with those things. (I’m really hankerin’ for some brisket, I’m not gonna lie.)
