Because she is so hardcore and rock ‘n roll and she will not take your shit, Taylor Momsen set her dog’s balls on fire. Ummm … yeah. Just putting this out there, but I’m pretty sure Taylor doesn’t really know the difference between ‘Punk Rock’ and ‘Early warning signs for a deranged serial killer’, does she? Well, I didn’t think so either.
“Taylor loves setting things on fire … she thinks we’re some rock ‘n’ roll badasses,” The Pretty Reckless guitarist Ben Phillips said in a new interview. He then told of another of Momsen’s affection for pyromania and desire to be a badass. “One morning, Taylor got into the studio really early – she’d just had her dog neutered and brought in the bits. Which she then burned. SOURCE
Well, I’m sure her dog appreciated the act. “Hey, thanks a lot for setting my balls on fire. I know I had to be neutered for the sake of the pet population; I’ve come to terms with that. But … Seriously, on fire? Like, you just threw my twins into a goddamn fire? Ooooo, look at you, all punk rock and shit. On the plus side, you may have burned my nads, but that doesn’t mean I still can’t invite you to SUCK MY DICK!”
