The Oscar gift bags are notorious for being extravagant, lavish prizes whose overall cost could by a nice house in a small town. This year is no different, and the gift bags for the nominees who don’t win reportedly cost around $80,000 a pop. So behold the many contents, via HuffPo …
- Wine-infused chocolates from Chicago-based Chocolatines
- 10,000 Halo natural pet food meal donations made to the loser’s pet charity of choice
- Hydroxycut protein shakes, bars and gummies
- Swiss-made Slow Watches
- Betty Jane candies
- Acure Organics “cutting-edge” skincare products
- Jan Lewis bracelets and silk ties
- Cannonball wine
- A wearable camera by Narrative Clip
- Polar Loop activity tracker
- Bee Free Honee organic apple honey
- Blossom Blends “bespoke” teas
- Mace pepper spray gun
- Fine art from Gizara Arts
- Jitseu Handbags
- The LOADED book series
- Steamist Total Sense home spa system
- Aviv 613 luxury vodka
- Wrag Wrap luxury sustainable gift wrap
- Dosha Pops
- VETVIK “The Covert” leather iPhone case
- HISY Bluetooth camera shutter remote for Apple devices
- Mane ‘n Tail haircare products and Conceived by Nature styling products
- The Green Garmento Gargantote and dry cleaning bag
- Le Petit Cirque aerial lessons
- Epic Pet Health electrolyte therapy
- M3K Beauty products for “exceptionally vibrant skin”
- DrainWig
- Acupuncture sessions with Heather Lounsbury
- Personal training sessions at Huntley Drive Fitness
- Rouge Maple “best maple syrup you’ve ever tasted”
- Slimware portion-control plates
- Coolway “no damage” Go Pro blow dryer
- Simon’s Happy Pet Shampoo
- Wonder Glow Organic Lipgloss from Makeup Studio by Diane Capt
- Knit & Co. cable knit mittens
- Krystal Klear Water whole house water filtration system
- The O-Shot procedure by Dr. Charles Runels
- ARTAS Robotic Hair Transplant System performed by Dr. William Yates
- Max Martin luxury American-made shoes
- Deluxe vacation packages to the Canadian Rockies, Hawaii, Las Vegas, Mexico and Japan
So if losing the Oscar bums you out, don’t worry! You win a free trip to every cool place in the world and enough candy to eat a month’s worth of feelings. Seriously, if I ever got one of those, I’d immediately sell it and use the money to put down a sizable down-payment on a house.