Tom Cruise’s lawyers are tying tabloids to Nazi Germany
So apparently, Tom Cruise is currently suing Bauer Media for defamation after it printed some pieces he felt were inaccurate. Most of the time this […]
Scientology
Tom Cruise was auditioning girlfriends?
If you still believe that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes‘ marriage was a totally legitimate affair brought about by pure heterosexual love, then leprechauns are […]
Tom Cruise can control people with his mind?
You know, we’ve made some jokes about Scientology in the past, mostly because we were just so jealous of all the people who believe such […]
Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise reached an agreement!
Barely a week after Katie Holmes filed for divorce from Tom Cruise in order to keep her daughter Suri Cruise off of Scientology’s magical brain-washing/slavery […]
Scientology has Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes divided!
When Katie Holmes filed for divorce from Tom Cruise and immediately went for the legal jugular that is “sole custody”, everyone immediately assumed that it […]
Matt Stone & Trey Parker: Investigated by Scientology!
A couple years back, Matt Stone and Trey Parker put together the Trapped in the Closet episode of South Park, which was a pretty damning […]
Lindsay Lohan isn’t a Scientologist (yet)!
Because apparently, Scientology is like the new Kabbalah and everyone is rumored to be jumping on the bandwagon, Lindsay Lohan is rumored to be getting […]
Tom Cruise and Xenu use slave labor. WHAT?!
So while the world is freaking their shit out over Lindsay’s great necklace caper, The Church of Scientology has been under investigation for, and I […]
L. Ron Hubbard’s Winter Wonderland …
hey boys & girls! I just snapped a few pictures while at lunch of l. ron hubbard‘s yearly scientology ‘winter wonderland’ set-up here in hollywood! […]
Katie Holmes is not giving Scientology her all!
so the ‘big’ reason why tom cruise is hesitant to make a true lady out of kat(i)e holmes is because she hasn’t fully embraced tom’s […]