Bill Condon: Please respect Kristen Stewart!
It’s been a couple weeks since everyone found out that Kristen Stewart was totally biting on some married father’s lower lip behind Robert Pattinson‘s back, […]
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Robert Pattinson to break his silence on ‘The Daily Show’
You know how you’ll watch The Daily Show because it’s almost like real news, but with less screaming angry people and more funny people being […]
‘Twilight’ Producers: Let’s pretend it didn’t happen!
In light of Kristen Stewart cheating on Robert Pattinson with her director, who happened to be married himself with kids, the question on everyone’s mind […]
Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart: CUSTODY BATTLE!
Generally speaking, if you cheat on your boyfriend, very publicly, with an older married man, it’s best if you just sort of lay low, make […]
Robert Pattinson kicked Kristen Stewart out?
Last week, it was revealed that Kristen Stewart was cheating on Robert Pattinson with the Rupert Sanders, the married director of Snow White and the […]
People want to see Kristen Stewart dead!
When dealing with teenagers, it’s important to remember that the vast majority of them are idiots. It also helps to remember that Twi-hard teenagers are […]
Kristen Stewart cheated on Robert Pattinson!
In a related story, these two were actually dating after all. I know, weird right? Anyway, Kristen Stewart was caught in flagrante delicto cheating on […]
Fine, FINE. Here’s Breaking Dawn 2’s trailer
The only good thing I have to say about this trailer is that it’s the last installment of these movies, so I’m just going to […]
Robert Pattinson does not impress Adele
It’s really hard not to know who Adele is at this point, especially since everyone and their dog has already bought her album, 21, and […]
Must See: David Cronenberg’s ‘Cosmopolis’
I totally freaked out when I saw this just released teaser trailer for Canadian director David Cronenberg‘s new film Cosmopolis (based on a 2003 novel […]
OMG! EDWARD CULLEN CUT HIS HAIR!
Wait, do teenagers still care about Twilight, or has magical Canadian Jesus lesbian usurped its place in their hearts? Well, whatever. Point is, Robert Pattinson […]
Robert Pattinson watched a clown die, seriously!
This may honest to God be the weirdest story I’ve ever covered, but what the hell, right? Anyway, much like any rational person, Robert Pattinson […]