Well hello, Jessica Simpson’s boobs!
I’m going to level with you here: the weeks surrounding the holidays are usually a barren wasteland for hot gossip. I mean literally NOTHING, just […]
Pregnant
Kate Middleton is pregnant!
Oh would you look at that: At some point in their marriage, Prince William and Kate Middleton boffed and now Kate’s got a baby in […]
Jessica Simpson is pregnant again!
So immediately after fulfilling her commitment to Weight Watchers to ditch her pregnancy weight, it seems like Jessica Simpson is already pregnant again, because nachos […]
GROSS: Michael Lohan got Kate Major pregnant
Earlier today, I talked about how Lindsay Lohan was basically called out as a colossal liar by Porsche — FREAKING PORSCHE — after she plowed […]
Adele is pregnant!
If you were expecting another sad break-up album out of Adele … well, good news and bad news. The bad news is that you’re gonna […]
Megan Fox is pregnant … maybe!
Half of Star magazine’s revenue comes from randomly pointing at a celebrity and screaming PREGNANT! A practice which gets inherently awkward when it turns out […]
Jessica Simpson: Naked and pregnant in Elle!
For some reason, today is apparently “pregnant celebrities on the cover of magazines” day, so here comes Jessica Simpson pulling a Demi Moore for Elle […]
Snooki is really pregnant!
Well, to the shock and surprise of pretty much no one at this point, Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi managed to snag a deal with Us Weekly […]
Heaven Help Us: Snooki is pregnant!
Remember how earlier in the month, Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi was rumored to be preggers, which everyone just sort of wrote off as Snooki eating way […]
Drew Barrymore might be pregnant!
As we all know, celebrity pregnancies are what happens when a famous man and a famous woman who love each other very much bonk uglies […]
Kristin Cavallari is pregnant!
Just indulge me a little here and pretend that Kristin Cavallari is still actually relevant, okay? Okay. Well, the former resident bitch of Laguna Beach […]
Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant again!
So somewhere between Kim Kardashian doing the whole “wah, no one wants to impregnate me” and Daniel Craig calling out the Kardashians for turning the […]