The Lohan-Hilton party just won’t stop!
Because she is, if nothing else, a party-obsessed moron with no sense of personal responsibility, Lindsay Lohan is reportedly planning on running off with Paris […]
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Lindsay fell down again, with Paris and Nicky Hilton!
No, this is not a repeat of four years ago. Anyway, someone must have let it slip to Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton that the […]
Oh, Please: Paris Hilton was ambushed!
Remember how Paris Hilton walked out of an interview after she was forced for the first time in her life to reflect on her actions […]
Has Paris Hilton’s moment (finally) passed?
While her new Oxygen reality show tanks and she’s still struggling to remain relevant despite the fact that she has no discernible talent, Paris Hilton […]
Paris Hilton has a new dick!
Now that Paris Hilton is no longer banging Cy Waits, she’s decided to take the syph train to a new station, so now she’s banging […]
Paris Hilton is officially back on the market!
That is easily the most terrifying thing I have ever written. EVER. Anyway, after some speculation last week, it looks Paris Hilton and Cy Waits […]
Paris Hilton and Cy Waits are on the outs!
Because sticking two terrible, terrible people together in a forced relationship for the publicity is the best idea ever, Paris Hilton and her token dick, […]
Someone finally threw Paris Hilton out of an airborne plane
In the words of Shangela: Hallelu, ladies. Ha. Lle. Lu. Okay, so the bad news here is that while someone did, indeed, convince Paris Hilton […]
Paris Hilton blames Oxygen for crappy ratings!
Remember how Paris Hilton said that her new show was going to show how she’s all grown up and taking responsibility for her actions? Yeah, […]
Everyone hates Paris Hilton’s reality show!
Remember that new show that Paris Hilton was coming out with that she said was supposed to show a whole new side of her that […]
Paris Hilton is still sad about her infamous sex tape!
You’d figure seven years down the line, Paris Hilton would have probably gotten over the fact she had to release a sex tape just to […]
Paris Hilton’s pink Bentley got wrecked!
Remember that dumbass pink Bentley Paris Hilton got for basically being a useless, vapid bitch? Remember how she paraded it around, completely oblivious to the […]