Kim Kardashian thinks she isn’t dumb!
One of the most important things my mother ever taught me growing up is that stupid people have no idea that they’re stupid, and that […]
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Jon Hamm hates Paris and Kim!
Jon Hamm is the greatest man to ever live. Not only is he sexy, talented, funny, and the star of one of the greatest shows […]
Paris Hilton gets her ‘Drunk Text’ on!
I have no idea who Manufactured Superstars are, but I’m sure they’re terrible people because they saw fit to let Paris Hilton lend her voice […]
Paris Hilton is teaming up with LMFAO!
Remember when Paris Hilton decided that falling out of a rich vagina and spending the rest of her life sitting pretty because she won the […]
Paris Hilton earned $1.3 Billion since 2005!
I almost feel like I should put the word “earned” in quotation marks … oh well, coulda shoulda woulda. In news that I have no […]
Five things wrong with Paris’ Vanity Fair Spain cover
I’m sorry, but with the holidays approaching, the news has more or less dried up (expect light posting tomorrow, since no one will be doing […]
Barbara Walters & Janice Dickinson hate the Kardashians!
As we reported earlier, Barbara Walters included the Kardashians on her list of the most fascinating people of 2011, because someone on her staff must […]
Paris Hilton is an awesome neighbor!
Do you remember famewhore Paris Hilton? She used to be famous – Oh, wait, scratch that. She used to think she was famous and society […]
Paris Hilton vs. Naked protester chick!
Now that I’ve got your attention, here’s where I tell you about how Paris Hilton was in Ukraine for a press conference to support the […]
DJ Paris Hilton: Queen of house music?
What’s a famous whore to do when they’ve successfully bombed their career through a combination of cocaine and self-absorption? They become a DJ! Seriously, I’ve […]
Paris Hilton is a ghost now!
Just in case you didn’t think the saga of Paris Hilton‘s spiral downward from low-grade fame, cocaine and whoring to … well, lower-grade fame, cocaine […]
Paris Hilton’s reality show has been canceled!
AHAHAHAHAHAHA Paris Hilton HAHAHAHAHAHAHA The World According to Paris HAHAHAHAHAHAHA canceled by Oxygen HAHAHAHAHA low ratings HAHA bitchy behavior HAHAHAHAHAHA generally acting like a huge […]