Paris Hilton is literally the devil!
True story here: Back in January, my boyfriend got that sinus infection that’s been going around, and at one point he got hit so hard […]
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Paris Hilton’s single featuring Lil’ Wayne surfaced
This track “Last Night” is something that should have remained hidden … it’s Paris Hilton featuring Lil’ Wayne, listen if you dare. It’s totally a […]
Paris Hilton is recycling her Halloween costumes too
Because it worked so well for Kim Kardashian, (has been) Paris Hilton decided to recycle an old Halloween costume yesterday, when she went out as […]
Paris Hilton on gays: Most of them probably have AIDS
You know, in all this kerfuffle about Lindsay Lohan and Amanda Bynes driving into things that are alive, I almost forgot that Paris Hilton is […]
Kim Kardashian mocked Paris Hilton’s sex tape
Generally speaking, Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton have pretty similar skill sets and career paths: they were both born into rich families, have absolutely no […]
DJ Jane Bang tells Paris Hilton to suck it!
Just in case you forgot, Paris Hilton is terrible at everything. But recently, she showed everyone that she is terrible at being a DJ, which […]
Did Paris Hilton attack a photographer?
Yesterday, pictures were plastered all over the web of Paris Hilton lying on the ground among a pile of men. While this normally isn’t anything […]
How many people liked Paris Hilton’s DJ skills?
So yesterday, the web got its first glimpse at Paris Hilton failing at another art form, as Paris popped out her little Easy-Fake DJ Booth […]
DJ Afrojack needs to apologize for this!
Last night, tossed aside socialite Paris Hilton made her premiere as a DJ in São Paulo, before you ask: no, I have no idea what […]
Australia’s Channel 7 owned Paris Hilton!
There’s something about living in Australia that apparently just erodes your ability to give a crap, because Aussie reporter Edwina Bartholomew clearly couldn’t give one […]
Paris Hilton is a great friend!
Sure, Paris Hilton may be a washed-up has-been whose career went from ‘doing nothing’ to ‘somehow doing less than nothing’, but thanks to years of […]
Jon Hamm is still right about Kim K. being stupid
Since Kim Kardashian has yet to get the hint that she’s a stupid bag of cellulite whose beauty and fame fades with each passing second, […]