#DOOM: Kim Kardashian & Paris Hilton together again!
There are a lot of things Paris Hilton has done in her (I guess you can call it a) career to be ashamed of: her […]
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Paris Hilton has a new song out? Terrific
You know, we rag on Paris Hilton a lot, but we have to give credit where credit is due: Girlfriend is resilient. When the world […]
Leonardo DiCaprio has no love for the Kardashians
Keeping Up With The Kardashians may be the kind of unkillable cultural fixture that will some day shame us as we try to describe what […]
Justin Bieber and Paris Hilton aren’t doing it
You know, Justin Bieber‘s career has kind of been circling the drain for the past year or so, thanks to a steady diet of Sizzurp, […]
The Game admitted to banging Kim Kardashian
A couple weeks back, we talked about how The Game was probably going to be cast on Keeping Up With The Kardashians as Khloé Kardashian‘s […]
Paris Hilton: One of the top five DJs in the world?
What’s that? You were feeling good about yourself after the holidays? Got to see your family and now you’re all happy again? Got some nice […]
The Hiltons represent everything that sucks about America?
So I’m guessing this whole stupid Lindsay Lohan / Paris Hilton‘s useless brother fight thing is going to be the big story for the next […]
Lindsay Lohan is getting thrown out of parties again
Yesterday, I worried that we were seeing the resurgence of the old, messy Lindsay Lohan who couldn’t control herself and made terrible gawddamn decisions. Well, […]
Lindsay Lohan had Paris Hilton’s brother beaten up?
Last week, I threw Paris Hilton a pity post, because it was a slow news day and I figured that her career and public profile […]
Paris Hilton didn’t confuse Nelson Mandela with MLK Jr.
Nelson Mandela died yesterday, at the age of 95 after spending his life to making the world a better place instead of, say, making a […]
Paris Hilton debuts her “Good Time” video
I’m not sure who opened the seventh seal or solved Lemarchand’s box or whatever the hell just happened, but Paris Hilton has a new music […]
Lil’ Wayne signed Paris Hilton to Cash Money
Remember when Lil’ Wayne released Tha Carter III and everyone hailed him as a musical genius? And then he basically drowned that critical goodwill in […]