Snooki exfoliates with kitty litter?
Remember that time that Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi said she isn’t an alcoholic? Keep that in mind as you read this next bit about how Snooki […]
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Snooki claims she’s not an alcoholic!
In today’s ironic new story, Jersey Shore famewhore Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi told Parade that even though nearly every picture of her, not to mention every […]
Funny or Die: The Scent Of Snooki
This just in from the folks over at Funny or Die … The Scent of Snooki featuring Jersey Shore star Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi and her […]
Snooki is not a role model, so sayeth Snooki!
Proving my theory that the cast of Jersey Shore is, in fact, completely self-aware of how they come across on their show, Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi […]
Nicki Minaj declares fridging the new planking!
Apparently planking is so yesterday, it’s all about fridging now, a hot new trend started by rap diva superstar Nicki Minaj (thanks to sexy outtake […]
‘Snooki’ took Anderson Cooper tanning!
I have no idea why, but there’s something about delivering the news that causes certain men to actually get sexier with age. Like Jon Stewart […]
Snooki is a slutty, useless news anchor now!
You see? YOU SEE?! This is what happens when you encourage stupid orange creamsicle whores. Anyway, Jersey Shore star Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi was, for some […]
Snooki thinks Italy needs more tanning salons and fast food
In case the tan, the bump-it and the fact that she generally acts like a two-dollar Vegas whore weren’t a tip off enough, Snooki is […]
Is MTV turning Snooki into a drunk?
So after a video surfaced yesterday of Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi drunkenly dancing with a potted plant (aka, literally the closest I will ever get to […]
Here’s Snooki dancing with a potted plant!
I honestly have nothing to add to this. It’s Jersey Shore star Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi. Drunkenly dancing with a goddamn plant. Honestly, that’s a joke […]
Snooki is cursed!
I swear to God, this has to be some sort of post-modern performance art. The only explanation here. Anyway, Snooki was apparently being an annoying […]
Snooki might be fookied!
So remember how Snooki ended up rear-ending a cop car in Italy, because it’s a terrible idea to give a driver’s license to an alcoholic […]