Nice giant inflatable penis, Miley Cyrus
You know the drill, right? Miley Cyrus performed at a concert and she did something new and exciting that will surely make the web clutch […]
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So Miley Cyrus’ Bangerz tour bus exploded …
So, good news and bad news here. I’ll start with the bad news because it feeds into the good news, so here it goes: BAD […]
Miley Cyrus performed in her undies!
Miley Cyrus something something something in her underwear yadda yadda moral outrage I guess? I don’t know. Apparently Miley couldn’t make a costume change during […]
Miley Cyrus is a red hanky kinda gal
For those of you wondering what’s next for Miley Cyrus: Fisting. The answer is fisting. Because here she is (via Twitter) bringing a hand-shaped dildo […]
Tongue Wars: Miley Cyrus vs. Katy Perry
Remember that one time Miley Cyrus and Katy Perry kissed? Well, hold onto that, because now they’re fighting over whether or not Miley sticking her […]
Robin Thicke and Paula Patton split because of Miley Cyrus?
When news of Paula Patton and Robin Thicke‘s split first hit the web, I’m pretty sure everyone’s immediate reaction was “we can probably blame Miley […]
Miley Cyrus kissed Katy Perry! QUICK! Someone call 2008!
Over the weekend, Katy Perry went to Miley Cyrus‘ Bangerz tour at Los Angeles’ Staples Center, and the two of them ended up kissing for […]
Some Miley Cyrus fans want her to cancel her tour?
Ever since her big twerky, tongue-waggy, cultural appropriation VMA performance, Miley Cyrus has been in the weird position of outgrowing her teen image while still […]
Miley Cyrus and Jared Leto might be doing it!
Since breaking off her engagement from Thor’s little brother, Miley Cyrus has banged Kellan Lutz and stuffed a random person’s underwear in her mouth. Now […]
Miley Cyrus turned down that naked prom invite
Because I’m contractually obligated to run any story that involving celebs and nudity (pro tip: You can’t go back on a contract signed in blood. […]
Miley Cyrus flashed her boob for German Vogue
I never thought I would say this, but … I’m getting really tired of posting about celebrity boobs. I mean, I have no real vested […]
Miley Cyrus hates kids?
Miley Cyrus is on the cover of W magazine, and — yes, that’s really her. I know, she looks completely different to the point where […]