Michael tried to book Lindsay on Letterman!
So apparently David Letterman announced that Lindsay Lohan was going to be on his show the other night after an “acquaintance” of Lindsay called the […]
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Lindsay Lohan was done raised good!
Lindsay Lohan decided the best way to respond to the legal fuckery around her right now was by writing about it on Twitter, because of […]
Michael Lohan had heart surgery!
So with Lindsay Lohan finally back on track, someone in the Lohan family has to step-in to be the token self-destructor. While Dina Lohan would […]
I Think Michael Lohan Just Broke My Brain
Another day, another way Michael Lohan has found to make himself seem as completely goddamn insane as humanely possible. Case in point: Michael has commissioned […]
Michael Lohan hates you *thiiiiiiiiiis* much!
Remember when Michael Lohan said he would never make another press statement ever again? Well, fuck that. Michael sat down with Playboy Morning Show (they […]
Michael Lohan doesn’t understand irony!
Now that Michael Lohan has done everything in his power to make himself look like the biggest goddamn embarrassment in a family of embarrassments, Ol’ […]
Michael Lohan will ‘become’ a drunk for Lindsay!
Now that his meal ticket daughter is locked away in rehab and he has zero chance of seeing her, Michael Lohan is determined to break […]
Michael Lohan is selling Lindsay’s stuff!
Because you totally knew this one was coming from, like a goddamn mile away, Lindsay Lohan is once again pissed at Michael Lohan, this time […]