Guess why Michael Lohan got arrested?
Ah the hell with it, I’m just going to throw this one at you and let you guess what happened. ‘Father of the Year’ aka […]
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Michael Lohan thinks Lindsay is smoking meth or crack!
Can you believe it has been months since famewhore Michael Lohan sold his daughter down the river in order to collect that sweet, sweet tabloid […]
All aboard Michael Lohan’s fail boat!
What’s worse than Michael Lohan opening his own rehab facility? Michael Lohan opening his own rehab facility on a fucking yacht, that’s what. Somewhere, deep […]
Michael Lohan is a gigolo now?
While his daughter, Lindsay Lohan, is off having a career and trying to be a respectable actress again, Michael Lohan is revitalizing his famewhore career […]
Michael Lohan is still the best dad ever!
So over the weekend, Michael ‘Mesh Shirt’ Lohan decided to pay the daughter who has no intention of ever seeing him again a visit. As […]
Michael Lohan should just stop talking!
Because clearly, I’m some sort of masochist who gets off on watching two delusional liars point fingers at each and call “MALARKY!” on one another, […]
Someone call Whine-One-One, ’cause Mesh Shirt has a boo-boo
Now that the dust has settled on Michael Lohan‘s latest woman-beating rampage, Michael has just been released from the hospital and in true abusive, misogynistic […]
It’s the return of Michael Lohan: Vagina kicker!
You know how celebrity deaths always seem to happen in threes? Well apparently, same goes for stories about violent, woman-beating men (See: Brown, Chris and […]
Lindsay isn’t talking to her dad now!
Yeah, remember how Lindsay Lohan didn’t bother visiting her dad in famewhore rehab? Well, it turns out shit gets a little deeper than just that: […]
Lindsay Lohan didn’t visit her dad in rehab!
So shockingly, Lindsay Lohan still isn’t too keen on the fact that her dad, Michael Lohan, is making an even bigger mockery of the rehab […]
Michael Lohan is heading to ‘Celebrity Rehab’
Now that his daughter Lindsay Lohan seems to be on the straight and narrow, which doesn’t exactly give him a whole lot to talk to […]
Michael Lohan? Bombshell McGee? Rebel Ink?
This is probably the most random thing I’ve ever seen … here’s the new cover of Rebel Ink magazine featuring Lindsay Lohan‘s dad Michael Lohan […]