Michael Lohan is a gigolo now?
While his daughter, Lindsay Lohan, is off having a career and trying to be a respectable actress again, Michael Lohan is revitalizing his famewhore career […]
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Michael Lohan is still the best dad ever!
So over the weekend, Michael ‘Mesh Shirt’ Lohan decided to pay the daughter who has no intention of ever seeing him again a visit. As […]
Someone call Whine-One-One, ’cause Mesh Shirt has a boo-boo
Now that the dust has settled on Michael Lohan‘s latest woman-beating rampage, Michael has just been released from the hospital and in true abusive, misogynistic […]
It’s the return of Michael Lohan: Vagina kicker!
You know how celebrity deaths always seem to happen in threes? Well apparently, same goes for stories about violent, woman-beating men (See: Brown, Chris and […]
Michael Lohan? Bombshell McGee? Rebel Ink?
This is probably the most random thing I’ve ever seen … here’s the new cover of Rebel Ink magazine featuring Lindsay Lohan‘s dad Michael Lohan […]
Michael tried to book Lindsay on Letterman!
So apparently David Letterman announced that Lindsay Lohan was going to be on his show the other night after an “acquaintance” of Lindsay called the […]
I Think Michael Lohan Just Broke My Brain
Another day, another way Michael Lohan has found to make himself seem as completely goddamn insane as humanely possible. Case in point: Michael has commissioned […]
Michael Lohan will ‘become’ a drunk for Lindsay!
Now that his meal ticket daughter is locked away in rehab and he has zero chance of seeing her, Michael Lohan is determined to break […]