“I got plastic surgery to look like Lindsay Lohan!”
Oh lordy, this is all kinds of crazy! In Touch magazine has an exclusive interview with Ashley Horn who is Lindsay Lohan‘s half-sister (Michael Lohan […]
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Can Oprah save Lindsay Lohan?
Well, that’s what Lindsay Lohan‘s (super annoying) dad Michael Lohan thinks. Once Lindsay completes her three-month stint in rehab, she’s apparently going to sit down […]
Lindsay Lohan has a new (doomed) baby brother!
Because you cannot deny the seductive magic of kicking someone in the vagina, Lindsay Lohan‘s dad Michael Lohan knocked up reporter Kate Major last year, […]
Lindsay Lohan’s publicist just quit
Because you can really only deal with the Lohans for so long before your psyche collapses under the weight a thousand gallons of whiskey, TMZ […]
GROSS: Michael Lohan got Kate Major pregnant
Earlier today, I talked about how Lindsay Lohan was basically called out as a colossal liar by Porsche — FREAKING PORSCHE — after she plowed […]
Michael Lohan found another opportunity to talk!
Yesterday, porn star Voodoo told a radio station that Lindsay Lohan paid him to nail her while her dad was asleep upstairs. Michael Lohan, true […]
Well, at least one Lohan’s in jail …
So as it becomes ever clearer that no matter how hard she screws up, Lindsay Lohan will never go to jail because the California legal […]
Michael Lohan got arrested … again!
Soooooo … who didn’t see this one coming? Absolutely no one? Well then. Less than half a day after Michael Lohan was released, the dumbass […]
Michael Lohan skips jail time, again!
Just in case you were worried that Lindsay Lohan was the only member of her family who was impervious to jail time no matter what […]
Guess why Michael Lohan got arrested?
Ah the hell with it, I’m just going to throw this one at you and let you guess what happened. ‘Father of the Year’ aka […]
Michael Lohan thinks Lindsay is smoking meth or crack!
Can you believe it has been months since famewhore Michael Lohan sold his daughter down the river in order to collect that sweet, sweet tabloid […]
All aboard Michael Lohan’s fail boat!
What’s worse than Michael Lohan opening his own rehab facility? Michael Lohan opening his own rehab facility on a fucking yacht, that’s what. Somewhere, deep […]