Justin Bieber: Banned from clubs all over Miami!
Apparently, Justin Bieber hasn’t made it any secret that he’s been hitting the club scene pretty hard, even though he’s not actually 21 yet. Yes, […]
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Justin Bieber: Blaming his drunk walk on a broken foot!
So despite the fact that Justin Bieber‘s post-arrest toxicology report tested positive for weed and Xanax (which he apparently doesn’t have a prescription for) and […]
Justin Bieber’s DUI trial has been set for May 5th
Remember that time Justin Bieber got arrested for driving around, allegedly under the influence? Of course you do, because literally one out of every three […]
Justin Bieber’s penis is hard to blur out?
Remember that jailhouse video of Justin Bieber urinating that was supposed to be released? Well, apparently there’s a bit of a problem: The judge who […]
Justin Bieber: Arrested for DUI in Miami Beach!
Oh this was so bound to happen sooner or later … Justin Bieber was arrested (after getting his party on at a club, pictured above) […]
Justin Bieber gave another $75,000 to strippers
I know I rag on Justin Bieber a lot, but I really should talk about what a fascinating scientific study he is. You see, Justin […]
Lindsay Lohan is getting thrown out of parties again
Yesterday, I worried that we were seeing the resurgence of the old, messy Lindsay Lohan who couldn’t control herself and made terrible gawddamn decisions. Well, […]