Lindsay Lohan: I don’t do cocaine with my mom Dina!
If you ask Lindsay Lohan, she’s only done cocaine four or five times, which … sure, okay. But Michelle Fields of FOX News doesn’t believe […]
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Dina Lohan ordered to undergo a psych evaluation
With Linday Lohan finally on the straight and narrow (She even landed a cameo on Eastbound & Down! Good for her!) the torch of crackitude […]
Dina Lohan: The paparazzi made me drink and drive!
Remember that time Dina Lohan got pulled over for allegedly driving drunk? Well, it turns out it was all the paparazzi’s fault. Yes, seriously. According […]
Dina Lohan pleads not guilty in DWI case!
When the cops catch you speeding down the highway, and then your breathalyzer comes up with a .20 reading (almost twice the legal limit), you’d […]
Lindsay Lohan rehires Shawn Holley, goes to Betty Ford
After realizing yesterday that she can’t actually just do whatever she wants, something must have clicked in Lindsay Lohan‘s brain that went, “Oh, that’s right, […]
Lindsay Lohan doesn’t want to miss out on Coachella!
Because Lindsay Lohan is a moron, she made sure that her lawyer Mark Heller brokered a plea deal for her so that she would only […]
Lindsay Lohan’s ‘lockdown rehab’ doesn’t exist!
So last week, shortly after Lindsay Lohan was sentenced to 90 days in lockdown rehab, TMZ broke the story that there are no actual lockdown […]
Lindsay Lohan may go to jail for three months after all
Earlier this week, Lindsay Lohan was sentenced to ninety days of lockdown rehab for lying to the police, because hey, it didn’t work the first […]
Lindsay Lohan to Mark Heller: Oh my God, I’ll kill you!
Earlier today, Lindsay Lohan dodged jail and got 90 days of rehab instead because that worked out so well the last time she went. But […]
Details on Lindsay Lohan’s new plea deal!
Well, Lindsay Lohan somehow managed to dodge the jail bullet yet again! There’s a bunch of terms and conditions that come with the plea deal […]
Lindsay Lohan is late for court!
UPDATE: It’s official, Lindsay Lohan is late! Yesterday, Lindsay Lohan missed her plane to L.A. for her court date because she’s LiLo, and it would […]
Prosecutors plan on using ALL of Lindsay Lohan’s lies!
Lindsay Lohan is due back in court next week to stand trial in her lying to the cops case, which she somehow thinks she’ll win […]