Justin Bieber took that DNA test!
Despite the fact that it’s been made screamingly obvious that Justin Bieber never impregnated famewhore Mariah Yeater as she said he did, Justin has decided […]
Mariah Yeater
The jig is up for Mariah Yeater!
Yesterday, everyone found out that Mariah Yeater dropped her paternity suit against Justin Bieber, but that she was totally not backing down or anything because […]
Justin Bieber is NOT the father!
Pull out your best not-the-baby-daddy-dances and call up Maury Povich, because Justin Bieber is (in all likelihood) not the father! Okay, so he didn’t actually […]
Mariah Yeater wanted her Bieber money out of court!
I didn’t know you could get a doctorate in tackling famewhores, but apparently Dr. Drew Pinsky has one, because during an appearance on his show […]
Justin Bieber is probably not the father!
Remember when the story about Justin Bieber allegedly knocking up some random groupie girl came out and I said it was probably just really bad […]
Justin Bieber has never met Mariah Yeater
So after it was revealed yesterday that Justin Bieber never actually formally denied knocking up a groupie, despite the fact that stuff like that should […]
Justin Bieber hasn’t denied doing that groupie!
While I’m pretty sure “DENY ALL THE THINGS” is like the first lesson of PR Disaster Management 101 — I’m assuming number two is “stock […]
Justin Bieber is having a Maury moment!
Oh gosh … this is too much. Way too much. Look, at first I thought Kim Kardashian‘s fairytale divorce would have inundated me with crazy […]