Lindsay Lohan as Linda Lovelace is a no go!
And just like that, the final nail in the booze and cocaine-soaked coffin of Lindsay Lohan‘s career has been hammered in, now that Lindsay has […]
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Lindsay Lohan satisfies her need for … coffee!
A smiling and very healthy looking Lindsay Lohan gets away from her sober living home for some coffee and freedom in Rancho Mirage, CA on […]
Stay classy, PETA!
Bad news for Lindsay Lohan: Considering she hasn’t worked in, like, forever, while her mother continues to suck her dry like the succubus we all […]
Michael Lohan will ‘become’ a drunk for Lindsay!
Now that his meal ticket daughter is locked away in rehab and he has zero chance of seeing her, Michael Lohan is determined to break […]
Oh girl, tell us something we didn’t already know!
It sounds like Lindsay Lohan is finally admitting what we’ve known all along – she’s an addict and an alcoholic – surprise, surprise! We’ve poked […]
And Lindsay Lohan’s back in jail. Again.
Well who couldn’t see this one coming: Lindsay Lohan is back in jail (AGAIN) for failing two of her court mandated drug tests because Lindsay […]
Lindsay Lohan doesn’t give a f*ck!
Yeah it’s official: If Lindsay Lohan gave any less of a shit about her drug addiction, she’d probably die of constipation. As it turns out, […]
No, seriously, what the hell?
Oh what the fuck, people. I’m gonna be honest with you, I do porn and even I’m just at a complete loss about this one. […]
The dumbest lawsuit ever got settled
Hey, remember the good old days when Lindsay Lohan just sued babies instead of, you know, running into them with her car? Oh, those were […]
Lindsay Lohan is doing adderall / cocaine / jail again!
Alright, so by now we all know that Lindsay Lohan flunked her last drug test. Well, as it turns out that wasn’t entirely accurate. It’s […]
Lindsay Lohan comes clean on Twitter!
Oh my word! Lindsay Lohan came totally clean on Twitter earlier tonight – admitting she did in fact FAIL one of her mandatory drug tests […]
Lindsay Lohan turns the clock back to red!
Complimenting her new sober and fresh mindset, Lindsay Lohan has turned back the clocks by dying her hair red. She showed off her fiery locks […]