Groan: Jaden Smith’s music video (for / about Kylie Jenner?)
Oh Jaden Smith. I think it’s time someone told you the truth. The actual, honest to gawd truth. Because I’m guessing no one in your […]
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Kylie Jenner is the new Kim Kardashian …
Deep down, I think we all knew that Kim Kardashian couldn’t last forever (although it feels like it by now). Like oil reserves or helium, we […]
A PSA for the Kardashians (and others like ’em!)
Hello? Is thing thing on? *Tap tap* Okay good. Now then … *Clears throat* Get off your f*cking phones. Get off your phones when you’re […]
Selena Gomez ‘broke up’ with Kendall and Kylie Jenner
Selena Gomez has been hanging around with Kendall and Kylie Jenner a lot recently, since Kim Kardashian is about to be put out to pasture […]
Kylie & Kendall Jenner snuck into a sex-themed nightclub
Because we can only talk about Kris Jenner‘s stupid famewhore divorce for so long before she starts just talking out of her ass for attention, […]
Kris Jenner turns her attention to Kylie and Kendall
Earlier this week, rumors started swirling that Kim Kardashian was going to quit Keeping Up With The Kardashians, thus pulling the lynch pin that would […]
Here’s the 2012 Kardashian Kristmas Kard!
Some of you might remember a little while ago when Kim Kardashian‘s ex-cat, Mercy, suddenly died after she gave it away. Well, the brand new […]
Kris Jenner vows revenge on the guy who called CPS
Soooooo … hurricane Sandy. Look, I’m sure most of you don’t live on the east coast, but holy hell, last night was not fun. NO […]
Kendall and Kylie Jenner are writing a book?!
Because your kids are never too young to be forced to do something well outside of their intellectual and experiential comfort zone, Kendall and Kylie […]
Khloe Kardashian took a picture with her ‘Dad’
Because Kris Jenner thinks it’s absolutely hilarious to make a media spectacle out of revealing who Khloé Kardashian‘s real father is (HA! World changing truths!), […]
5 Things Wrong with the Kardashian Kristmas Kard!
Because it wouldn’t be Christmas without the Kardashians releasing an off-putting Christmas card while bastardizing the English language with enough K’s to make a white […]
The Kardashians have a nail polish line?
Ho ho sluts! Just in time for the Christmas season comes the perfect gift for that special person in your life you wish death upon. […]