Kris Jenner is cheap, probably also a whore!
So despite the fact that whore Kim Kardashian is a multi-millionaire with enough whore dollars to build her own Scrooge McDuck money pit, her mother, […]
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Being talentless runs in the Kardashian family
I’m sure this must come as a shock to all of you, but it turns out that Kris Jenner, the woman who gave birth to […]
Kris Jenner puts the K in Klassy!
So while Kim Kardashian preps to get married in order to boost the ratings on her terrible show, Kris Jenner has decided that she needs […]
The Kardashians will swallow your soul!
There’s this one particularly screwed up verse in Revelations where they talk about a beast with seven heads and ten horns (horn distribution is a […]
Kim Kardashian’s wedding is going to be televised (Of course!)
Because it’s a day that ends in Y, Kim Kardashian has decided that she hasn’t annoyed you enough, which means Kim and her mother Kris […]
Kim Kardashian doesn’t want to enhance butts!
So somewhere between endorsing a credit card that sends teenage girls to the poor house and pimping out Silly Bandz (I actually had to look […]
In case you forgot what made Kim famous …
The Hollywood Reporter did a expose on Kris Jenner, the pimp matriarch of the Kardashian family responsible for whoring out her daughters to whatever and […]