Kim Kardashian gives back to Haiti (but not really)
As a ploy to make her seem like a generous and giving person (HAHAHAHAHAHAHA no she isn’t) Kris Jenner took Kim Kardashian down to Haiti […]
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Kris Jenner wants an apology from Daniel Craig!
A little over a week ago, actor Daniel Craig said what the rest of the world was thinking when he called out the Kardashians for […]
The Kardashians have a nail polish line?
Ho ho sluts! Just in time for the Christmas season comes the perfect gift for that special person in your life you wish death upon. […]
The Kardashians are fascinating?
It’s time for Barbara Walters to roll out the names of the people she considered fascinating this year, and once again, the lady set the […]
Daniel Craig: The Kardashians are f*cking idiots
Actor Daniel Craig is on the cover of GQ UK this month, which is weird because I honestly don’t know how one cover page could […]
Kris Jenner wants a divorce too!
After seeing how much attention Kim Kardashian got for her big fake divorce, Kris Jenner decided that the only way to attain the attention she […]
Denise Brown calls out Kris Jenner!
Because Kris Jenner will keep on whoring whores until she can’t whore no more, Kris sprayed tears into her eyes and molded her face until […]
Khloe Kardashian hates Kim and her mother!
To be honest, Khloé Kardashian was always my favorite of the family, which I guess isn’t really saying much because the rest of her family […]
Kim Kardashian is a liar!
We can all add “greedy” to the long, long, incredibly long, I mean just RIDICULOUSLY LONG list of reasons why Kim Kardashian is the worst […]
Kris Jenner also wants your attention too!
Sensing that her daughter Kim Kardashian is facing tons of negative press, and that all that attention should be going to herself (HOW DARE SHE!) […]
Oh goodie, the Kardashians are breeding now!
What, like you thought they’d be done exploiting major personal life events for profit? HAHAHA, no. Like any good pimp, Kris Jenner knows to keep […]
The Kardashians are white supremacists now?
I never understood Kris Jenner‘s incessant need to give everything a name starting with the letter K. So far, my only theory on the matter […]