Daniel Craig: The Kardashians are f*cking idiots
Actor Daniel Craig is on the cover of GQ UK this month, which is weird because I honestly don’t know how one cover page could […]
Kourtney Kardashian
Kim forced Kris onto her crappy reality show!
Because in Kim Kardashian‘s mind, a crappy sham of a reality television show is more important than a real, loving marriage, it turns out Kim […]
Kristin Cavallari didn’t bang Scott Disick!
So a couple days ago, Scott Disick didn’t show up with the rest of the Kardashians to a taping of Dancing with the Stars (does […]
Barack Obama hates the Kardashians!
I’m not gonna lie: originally, I pegged today as a slow news day, meant to allow everyone to rest up for tomorrow when we all […]
Cher wants to dropkick the Kardashians?
Oh Cher … Cher Cher Cher … what are we going to do with you? Your Twitter feed is just the most delightful, typo-ridden stream […]
Oh goodie, the Kardashians are breeding now!
What, like you thought they’d be done exploiting major personal life events for profit? HAHAHA, no. Like any good pimp, Kris Jenner knows to keep […]
The Kardashians are white supremacists now?
I never understood Kris Jenner‘s incessant need to give everything a name starting with the letter K. So far, my only theory on the matter […]
Kim Kardashian’s fake wedding was scripted by E!
Yeah, I know, quelle surprise. So it turns out that just in case anyone got the idea that there was even a single, tiny trace […]
Slutty Kardashians sued over slutty purses!
Did you know that the Kardashians have their own line of purses? Despite the fact that, between the entire family, they only have one creative […]
The Kardashians wrote a book. Really.
Because appearing on a reality TV show somehow translates into an intimate understanding of the written word, Kim, Khloé and Kourtney Kardashian have written a […]
Say hello to Khloe Kardashian’s nipple!
I’m pretty sure this is considered a war crime, but I’m posting it anyway: Khloé and Kourtney Kardashian were on Fox & Friends this morning […]
The Kardashians will swallow your soul!
There’s this one particularly screwed up verse in Revelations where they talk about a beast with seven heads and ten horns (horn distribution is a […]