Here’s the 2012 Kardashian Kristmas Kard!
Some of you might remember a little while ago when Kim Kardashian‘s ex-cat, Mercy, suddenly died after she gave it away. Well, the brand new […]
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Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick are not engaged
On paper, you would figure that a story about Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick finally getting engaged would be true, because Kris Jenner needs to […]
Kris Jenner wants Kourtney to get married on TV too
Thus far, both Kim Kardashian and Khloé Kardashian have gotten married for the sake of putting together a crappy reality TV. And in all fairness, […]
Another lawsuit for the Kardashians?
You know who has no business selling make-up to anyone? The Kardashians. Seriously, they don’t put makeup on so much as they apply it with […]
Who watched the season finale of ‘Keeping Up With The Kardashians’?
Yes, we may have scored a minor victory for television when Jersey Shore was taken out back by MTV executives and shot, but there is […]
Kourtney Kardashian filmed her baby’s delivery for TV
I remember about a year ago when Kim Kardashian ended her big fake sham wedding, I was talking with my mother when she said something […]
The Kardashians have a line of eyeglasses now
When you think of the Kardashian family, you think of An unwarranted sense of self-importance Fashion with an unshakeable sense of grossness to it Urine […]
Kourtney Kardashian gave birth!
In the wee hours of yesterday morning, Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick were proud to welcome a new magazine cover baby (I meant baby) into the […]
The Kardashians are paid way too much!
How was your day? Good? Do you feel loved by the people closest to you? That we live in a fair and just world? That […]
The Kardashians lipsynced for their lives!
The Kardashian family … your reality television shows are ratings bonanzas, but the judges thought your performances were all glitter and no substance. I’m sorry […]
Models hold anti-fur protest at Kardashian store
Because Kim Kardashian is awful and also HAHAHAHAHA, a group of models decided to storm Kim and her sisters’ boutique, DASH, to hold an anti-fur […]
Joanna Krupa vs. The Kardashians
I’m not sure who Joanna Krupa is, although if you have a thing for tig ol’ bitties, you probably do. Anyway, Joanna is not only […]