Kim Kardashian sluts it up for useless shoes!
Now that we have the actual game out of the way, let’s move on to the things that really matter: Commercials! Wee! Continuing her tradition […]
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Kim Kardashian Has ANGRY NIPPLES!
Hey, sorry for the late posting everyone, but I had a shoot run late, plus my mother’s birthday as well as my own… long story […]
Kim Kardashian’s still sad about the sex tape she leaked
So apparently, Kim and Kourtney Kardashian were on Piers Morgan Tonight to promote their new show that I couldn’t care less about and can’t even […]
Kim Kardashian Is Going Green
Because it’s been fucking forever since Kim Kardashian put her name on something (It was a toilet seat. Seriously), Kim is apparently the new face […]
Kim Kardashian Vs. Teen Mom
You know, it really is hard for Kim Kardashian to hold on to the title of “America’s Top Whore”, which is why she’s decided to […]
Paris Is Trying To One-Up Kim
Now that the world has forgotten Paris Hilton and is now so far up Kim Kardashian‘s ass they can see where the fat ends and […]
I’m Pretty Sure This Is Considered A Hate Crime …
It’s official: Kim Kardashian has inflicted her first “single” onto humanity. I am so sorry. There’s no way someone can deliberately show this to someone […]
Have We Learned Nothing From Paris Hilton?
Because apparently having Paris Hilton inflicted upon society has taught us nothing except that herpes is incredibly unpleasant, Kim Kardashian is burning pretty fast through […]
Kim Kardashian hungers!
Yeah, remember how Kim Kardashian was rumored to be dating Halle Berry‘s sloppy seconds and that they were ever-so in love? Well ha ha! No. […]
Kim Kardashian is going to be dead for awhile!
Yeah, remember how Alicia Keys had that great idea to kick celebrities off of Twitter until fans ponied up a million bucks for the Keep […]
The Kardashians are rip-off artists!
Good news, mothers of impressionable daughters everywhere! The Kardashians now have their own pre-paid credit card out on the market! And just like real credit […]
Five Things Wrong: Kim Kardashian is dead!
As a way to raise money for her charity, Keep A Child Alive, Alicia Keys has convinced celebrities like Lady Gaga, Justin Timberlake, and Kim […]