Kim Kardashian and Terrence Howard?
Kim Kardashian is on the cover of the new issue of Self magazine because … well, honestly I don’t know why. Life isn’t fair like […]
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Ha ha, Kim Kardashian is stupid!
I don’t watch any of Kim Kardashian‘s shows, mostly because I have a functioning brain and I don’t care what two whores and a wookie […]
Tila Tequila looking to out-suck Kim Kardashian!
Good things never last forever, and apparently, shitty things don’t have a really long shelf life either because Kim Kardashian is about to be knocked […]
Conan O’Brien is a national hero!
Last week, Kim Kardashian declared war on humanity by unleashing a single so terrible, even the deaf pray for death. Anyway, it was bad enough […]
Blame Ciara for Kim Kardashian’s new song!
Whenever a major disaster happens, the first thing anyone tries to do is find someone to take responsibility for it. Such is the case with […]
Charlie Sheen is Kim Kardashian now!
So by now you have either (A) started following Charlie Sheen on Twitter, (B) know someone who is following him on Twitter who is retweeting […]
Kim Kardashian is hear to assault your ear-holes!
This is the sort of shit I put myself through for you people: I just listened to Kim Kardashian‘s first ever single Jam (Turn It […]
Kim Kardashian doesn’t want to enhance butts!
So somewhere between endorsing a credit card that sends teenage girls to the poor house and pimping out Silly Bandz (I actually had to look […]
Kim Kardashian talks ear assaulting!
A couple months ago, I wrote about how Kim Kardashian leaked her single, Turn It Up, during some Hollywood party or something … I don’t […]
Paris Hilton made up with Kim Kardashian!
Oh joy, Paris Hilton (heretofore referred to as “Whore A”) and Kim Kardashian (heretofore referred to as “Whore B”) have apparently made and settled their feud. Yeah, […]
In case you forgot what made Kim famous …
The Hollywood Reporter did a expose on Kris Jenner, the pimp matriarch of the Kardashian family responsible for whoring out her daughters to whatever and […]
Kim said something nice about Paris? Really?
Now that Kim Kardashian has wrested the title of Most Annoying Famewhore away from Paris Hilton, Kim has decided to throw her old rival in […]