Kim Kardashian’s wedding is going to be televised (Of course!)
Because it’s a day that ends in Y, Kim Kardashian has decided that she hasn’t annoyed you enough, which means Kim and her mother Kris […]
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Kim, Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian are ‘writing’ a book!
Fresh off her new engagement with a $2 million dollar ring (I’m sure the small African child who lost his arm to find that diamond […]
‘H8R’ is the logical conclusion to humanity!
Remember when I told you about that show H8R, where useless celebrities go out and try to convince people they’re not completely worthless by yelling […]
Kim Kardashian is engaged to Kris Humphries!
Yes yes, I know: Two Kim Kardashian posts in one day? Believe me, I hate this as much as you do. I am thoroughly disappointed in myself. […]
Kim Kardashian’s boobs were on an album cover!
You’d figure that Kim Kardashian, a woman whose career started because of a sex tape and who absorbs publicity like a plant absorbs sunshine and […]
Worst. Reality show. Ever.
You know what I love about reality shows? It’s the fact that, unlike real, scripted shows wherein progress is marked by character growth and new […]
Kim Kardashian talks the Armenian Genocide
Despite posing on the cover of Turkish Cosmopolitan and then, not even twenty-four hours after the fact, agreeing to do another photoshoot with the magazine, […]
Kim Kardashian is itching to get married!
Because it worked out so well for Khloé Kardashian, Kim Kardashian is reportedly looking to get married to her new beau, Kris Humphries (side note: […]
Kim Kardashian vs. Cosmo!
Did you know that there’s a Turkish version of Cosmopolitan magazine? Yup, it’s true! So basically, now the women of Turkey have their own version […]
Bret Michaels’ sexy chat with Kim Kardashian!
Know what happens when you combine the trailer park trashiness of Bret Michaels with the high-class trashiness of Kim Kardashian? Well, I’m not really sure, […]
Whores Fighting Again: Paris vs. Kim
Remember that ceasefire between Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian over who was the biggest, most annoying famewhore that everyone hates? Well, it’s off. It turns […]
Kim Kardashian poses with a tiger, nothing happens. Awwww …
Because clearly, even fashion photographers are plotting Kim Kardashian‘s eventual demise, someone decided to have Kim pose with a tiger, and unfortunately, everything ended without […]