Justin Bieber is all about Justin Bieber!
So Justin Bieber was in Israel this weekend, because clearly they don’t have enough problems over there so why not send in a whiney, overrated, under-talented popstar? […]
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Justin Bieber set his mom on fire!
It’s been a while since anyone has sacrificed blood to the alter of the Beelzebieber, so over the weekend, during Justin Bieber’s concert in Madrid, […]
Miley Cyrus vs. Justin Bieber & Rebecca Black
In what is either the sanest statement a celebrity has ever made, or simply a case of the pot calling the kettle annoying and talentless, […]
Justin Bieber’s lock of hair has bodyguards. Seriously.
Generally, we try to schedule all the posts that will make you lose any and all faith in a loving God for the afternoon, but […]
Justin Bieber’s wax figure is terrible!
Sometimes wax figure maker Madame Tussauds does get it right, but not always. Case in point, the latest waxy doppelgänger of Justin Bieber, which I […]
Justin Bieber’s fans are totally sane!
Remember last week when Justin Bieber was in London and a bunch of crazy fans nearly started a riot outside his hotel? Well hold on, […]
Justin Bieber trapped in a hotel? Causing a riot?
Because there is literally no situation that can be presented to a Belieber that they can’t fuck up horribly, Justin Bieber has incited a mass […]
Justin Bieber wants a mustache!
Because clearly getting rid of his weird, Lego hair wasn’t a big and hilarious enough of a “FUCK YOU” to all his fans, Justin Bieber […]
Beliebers gloat about Selena’s bruised lip!
Look, I know I bash on Justin Bieber a lot, but honestly? I don’t really have much of an opinion on him, mostly because there’s […]
Justin Bieber to Fans: Whatever!
Yeah, remember when I said Justin Bieber‘s haircut would sap him of his stranglehold on the delusional, teenage masses? Well it turns out I was […]
Justin Bieber gave Ellen some of his hair!
I can’t believe I’m actually writing about Justin Bieber and his dumb new haircut which doesn’t really look all that different to me but apparently […]
Justin Bieber gets a haircut, loses demonic power!
If you’ve never read the Bible (and chances are you haven’t; There are some good parts about loving people and turning the other cheek, but […]