Vinny just unquit the ‘Jersey Shore’
I’m assuming after the producers realized that Vinny Guadagnino was one of the only actual-Italians on the cast, the cast of the Jersey Shore has […]
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Is MTV turning Snooki into a drunk?
So after a video surfaced yesterday of Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi drunkenly dancing with a potted plant (aka, literally the closest I will ever get to […]
Here’s Snooki dancing with a potted plant!
I honestly have nothing to add to this. It’s Jersey Shore star Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi. Drunkenly dancing with a goddamn plant. Honestly, that’s a joke […]
Vinny left the ‘Jersey Shore’
What’s this? Another major star leaving another major show? Man, I hope this doesn’t become a running theme today (wait for the next post …) […]
‘Jersey Shore’ is getting recast?
So you know how the cast of Jersey Shore has been pressuring MTV for more and more money despite the fact that they’re all useless, […]
Snooki is cursed!
I swear to God, this has to be some sort of post-modern performance art. The only explanation here. Anyway, Snooki was apparently being an annoying […]
Snooki’s fender bender in Italy … with a cop!
It’s good to know that even when the Italian government is literally forcing the cast mates to not drink and stay out of trouble, they […]
Bad News: The next season of ‘Jersey Shore’ is still on
Dammit, and we were *this* close too … anyway, despite rumors that the next season of Jersey Shore was delayed indefinitely (which is just fancy […]
Angelina Pivarnick’s baby doesn’t belong to Dave Kovacs?
Though I’m loathe to give Angelina Pivarnick, somehow the worst person to ever grace the syphilis-infected celluloid of Jersey Shore, more attention, there’s been a […]
‘Jersey Shore’ star Angelina Pivarnick is pregnant!
In a clear sign of the apocalypse, the least likable member of the Jersey Shore herp squad (and that’s saying something) Angelina Pivarnick is now […]
JWoww stabbed her ex-boyfriend?
It really shouldn’t surprise you that the cast of Jersey Shore might not be the most stable people, mostly because getting a bunch of previously […]
Now you can sleep in Snooki’s bed for $3,500!
Good news, absolutely no one! If you have completely lost the will to live, or you’re just looking to defy the part of your brain […]