Lindsay Lohan: I don’t do cocaine with my mom Dina!
If you ask Lindsay Lohan, she’s only done cocaine four or five times, which … sure, okay. But Michelle Fields of FOX News doesn’t believe […]
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Dina Lohan ordered to undergo a psych evaluation
With Linday Lohan finally on the straight and narrow (She even landed a cameo on Eastbound & Down! Good for her!) the torch of crackitude […]
Dina Lohan: The paparazzi made me drink and drive!
Remember that time Dina Lohan got pulled over for allegedly driving drunk? Well, it turns out it was all the paparazzi’s fault. Yes, seriously. According […]
Lindsay Lohan’s Parents: Banned from her reality show!
Lindsay Lohan‘s parents only means of employment are coasting on their daughter’s image and that’s it, so of course both of them would attempt to […]
Dina Lohan pleads not guilty in DWI case!
When the cops catch you speeding down the highway, and then your breathalyzer comes up with a .20 reading (almost twice the legal limit), you’d […]
Dina Lohan got arrested for drunk driving
UPDATE: Dina Lohan’s lawyer issued this statement: “Dina Lohan is a good person. Her life has been dedicated to her four children. She has worked […]
Lindsay Lohan wants to get Dina Lohan into rehab
Now that Lindsay Lohan has actually completed rehab without any glaring mistakes, and is actually doing decently well for herself on cable, Lindsay has decided […]
Dina Lohan crashes party, demands a seat for her purse
Lindsay Lohan may have grown and matured during her stay in rehab, but not to worry! Dina Lohan is still a stupid, entitled jagweed! While […]
Lindsay Lohan got drunk-dialed by Dina Lohan?
Apparently, part of Lindsay Lohan‘s rehab therapy is that she needs to talk to her mother, presumably to tell her that she’s a complete failure […]
Lindsay Lohan is moving back in with Dina after rehab?
So you know all that progress Lindsay Lohan is making in rehab? Well, after she’s done her three-month court ordered stint, she’s moving back in […]
Dina Lohan: Stiffed a $4,000 bill at a charity event?
Lindsay Lohan is currently still in rehab and as far as we can tell, is actually making strides towards eliminating the personality problems that keep […]
Lindsay Lohan makes progress but not her parents!
We’ve been pretty happy about Lindsay Lohan hunkering down and taking her rehab seriously, and not just because we’ve ran out of ways to say […]