Stop me if you’ve heard this one: Charlie Sheen goes on vacation …
… with his pot-model girlfriend, a pornstar, and his ex-wife whose throat he held a knife against. Or did he shoot her? Oh, wait, no, […]
Charlie Sheen
Oh Charlie Sheen …
Well, you knew it was going to happen eventually. One of Charlie Sheen‘s hookers from his now infamous Whore-a-thon last month had to get an […]
Charlie gives advice to Lindsay. Face, meet palm.
For reasons entirely beyond me, Charlie Sheen decided to give advice to Lindsay Lohan during an appearance on a radio show the other day. And […]
Charlie Sheen is a gigantic dickwad!
I have good news and bad news. Well, specifically, I have good news for people who appreciate good television and bad news for the staff […]
Morality is not in Charlie Sheen’s contract!
How’s this for depressing: According to his contract, Charlie Sheen can inject cocaine into his lungs (that’s how drugs work, right?) and swim in a […]
Charlie Sheen’s Whore-a-Thon: The Movie!
Show of hands: Anybody out there want to watch a porn consisting of two minutes of sex and fifty-eight minutes of cocaine-eating and promising to […]
Charlie Sheen hates all of you *thiiiiiiiis* much!
Another day, another episode of the coke-fueled hooker-parade that is Charlie Sheen‘s existence. Today, Charlie is texting the media to let them know that they’re […]
Yeah, about Charlie Sheen’s rehab stay …
Whoops! Did I say Charlie Sheen was in rehab? I meant the exact opposite of that. Turns out Charlie never went to rehab and has […]
Charlie Sheen is in rehab … again!
So after nearly dying after trying to eat an entire briefcase of cocaine while creating the world’s most incestuous harem, Charlie Sheen has checked into […]
Charlie Sheen wants a ‘Porn Family’. Of course!
So apparently Charlie Sheen was hospitalized yesterday, but I never got around to covering it because (A) I’m lazy, and (B) At this point, unless […]
Jon Cryer is really gullible, huh?
So while Charlie Sheen is out working to ensure that his body evolves to the point where he can literally breath cocaine, Jon Cryer is […]
Charlie Sheen’s hookers cost $26,000!
Because, really, what else are you supposed to do when you make $1.8 Million per episode of a crappy television show, Charlie Sheen reportedly blew […]