Kate Middleton gives birth to a royal baby boy!
This just in … after a pregnancy that felt like forever, Kate Middleton (aka Duchess of Cambridge) finally gave birth and it’s a baby boy! […]
Births
Of course Kim Kardashian’s delivery was filmed!
The Kardashians have been trying to spin Kim Kardashian‘s pregnancy as a natural, not-staged-for-attention event for months now, which is hilarious because absolutely no one […]
Kim Kardashian gave birth to a baby girl!
Well, it happened …. Kim Kardashian gave birth (the natural way) earlier this morning to a little girl (no word on the name yet, but […]
Kanye West won’t be with Kim in the delivery room!
In case Kanye West hasn’t made it abundantly clear that he doesn’t want anything to do with Kim Kardashian or the fame-baby he pumped into […]
Lindsay Lohan has a new (doomed) baby brother!
Because you cannot deny the seductive magic of kicking someone in the vagina, Lindsay Lohan‘s dad Michael Lohan knocked up reporter Kate Major last year, […]
Adele had a baby boy!
At the age of twenty-one, Adele recorded one of the most critically-acclaimed albums ever, which then sold like a bajillion copies and cured polio. Now […]
Kourtney Kardashian filmed her baby’s delivery for TV
I remember about a year ago when Kim Kardashian ended her big fake sham wedding, I was talking with my mother when she said something […]
Snooki had a baby boy, Lorenzo!
Oh the hell with it, for once I’m not going to be all bitchy and caustic about Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi. Consider that my baby shower […]
Kourtney Kardashian gave birth!
In the wee hours of yesterday morning, Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick were proud to welcome a new magazine cover baby (I meant baby) into the […]
Jessica Simpson finally gave birth!
Oh my gosh, wasn’t that the longest pregnancy ever?! Jessica Simpson seemed to be pregnant forever, even beating out Mariah Carey‘s long gestation period! As […]
Lily Allen is a new mommy!
This is totally great news! Singer/songwriter Lily Allen gave birth to a healthy baby girl early last night in her hometown London! Although we don’t […]
Jessica Alba also had another baby!
And that’s all I’m gonna be able to squeeze out of that lemon, because the only joke I can think of here is that this […]