Celebrities react to President Obama’s re-election!
Oh, yeah, SPOILER ALERT. Anyway, last night, President Barack Obama was re-elected to office in a close race to the White House with Governor Mitt […]
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Vote for Obama today! Four more years!
The big day is finally here … it’s Election Day! It’s no secret that I fully support Barack Obama to have another four years as […]
Sarah Silverman will scissor a bitch for Obama
Ignore for a moment the obvious issue of campaign finance reform this brings up. Ignore for a moment the insane amount of money the richest […]
Amanda Bynes needs Obama’s help with her DUI
After months of seeing how much alcohol someone needs to drink before the roads of West Hollywood begin to look like Mario Kart, Amanda Bynes […]
The 2012 White House Correspondents’ Dinner
Yes, it’s that time of the year, where a famous comedian roasts the President in a weird, socially awkward attempt at convincing the country that […]
Obama sings Al Green!
Today is kind of a weird day for me: thus far, we haven’t had one story about any of the usual whores suspects, and now […]
Mitt Romney compared Obama to Kim Kardashian
As the Republican party slowly burns through the all the candidates who aren’t Mitt Romney (Sorry Mitt: You are their pity fuck), Romney is doing […]
Barack Obama hates the Kardashians!
I’m not gonna lie: originally, I pegged today as a slow news day, meant to allow everyone to rest up for tomorrow when we all […]
Lady Gaga wants to make bullying illegal?
Following the suicide of bullied gay teenager Jamey Rodemeyer, Lady Gaga has vowed to book a meeting with Barack Obama in order to petition him […]
Obama/Rock 2012!
Considering that Republicans are currently deciding between the rather level-headed Mormon and the crazy, cock-eating, gay-bashing lady with the gay husband (and for some reason […]
Donald Trump got OWNED this weekend!
Just in case you didn’t hear it the first bajillion goddamn times it’s been reported, President Barack Obama released his long form birth certificate last […]
Osama bin Laden is dead!
Wow! What an exciting weekend it has been, first we had the Royal Wedding on Friday, then Mariah Carey gave birth to twins on Saturday, […]