Details on Ashton Kutcher and Sara Leal’s wild night!
Now that it’s imminently clear that Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore will probably split up because Ashton is a drunk slut who can’t keep his […]
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Ashton Kutcher plus two whores in a hot tub!
Oh thank heavens, a story about Ashton Kutcher cheating on Demi Moore that doesn’t revolve entirely around Twitter. Way to go journalists! Way to stop […]
Demi and Ashton’s Twitter drama!
Because everything Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher does revolves around Twitter in some way, everyone is freaking out over the fact that *GASP!* Ashton has […]
Ashton and Demi not tweeting = DIVORCE!
Because it’s a ridiculously slow news day and nothing brings in the page views like wild speculation based off social networking, it seems like Demi […]
Ashton Kutcher is still whorin’ it out!
When we last left Ashton Kutcher, he was under fire for using his position as a guest editor for Details magazine to pimp out a […]
Demi and Ashton’s $290 Million divorce?!
That’s what Star magazine wants you to believe (buy) this week (next week it’s right back to Brad, Angie and Jen), now I wouldn’t be […]
Ashton Kutcher hates his beard!
Now that Ashton Kutcher is filling the crack left by Charlie Sheen on Two and a Half Men (and believe me, he left a LOT […]
Ashton Kutcher made a whoopsie!
And by whoopsie we mean he might be facing questioning from the FTC because he’s a famewhoring douche. Yeah, that kind of whoopsie. Anyway, Details […]
Ashton Kutcher gets paid way too much!
So once again, it’s time for the list of the highest-paid actors and actresses on TV. And while the good news is that Charlie Sheen […]
Ashton Kutcher to replace Charlie Sheen on ‘Two and a Half Men’!
Because apparently, Chuck Lorre doesn’t realize that when your show’s star leaves amidst a giant clusterfuck of cocaine, dead hookers and petty, impotent, self-important rage, […]
ashton kutcher on details cover
hey kids! look at adorable & oh so sexy ashton kutcher all dressed in black on the september cover of DETAILS magazine and mr. kutcher […]
demi & ashton’s miracle baby!
hey kids – as i promised here is the latest from STAR magazine on demi moore & cutie husband boy ashton kutcher – it looks […]